Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

This is the White House communications director

He looks like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

*sad trumbone music*

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

Maybe watersports.

Little known fact: humpback whales are called humpback whales because of a distinctive “hump” shape on their back.

Whale hello there! Go back in for the krill!

Well, if you believe CDAN and ONTD...she’ll be the one to do the leaking.

I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

Listening to older white co-workers STILL angrily talk about OJ. Just... stop being angry. He was acquitted.

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

All of the blatant travels are making me sick.

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.