So he gets his cake and to eat it too?

I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

Kris Bryant is listed as day-to-day. Kris Bryant’s dreamy eyes are listed as for days and days.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

I just hope Dianne Wiest can work out his psychological issues before Game 1 of the World Series.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Goop.

“McQueary, shoot this piece of shit!”

“I TOLD YOU NO FUCKIN KIDS!”

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Hope that Giant Meteor 2016 has a surprise 2017 cameo?

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Start reading io9, they all quit.