If somebody can PS a texting monkey in there, I think we’ve got a full workable concept.

Yep, she finally gets to be on a show that’s being watched by an audience that’s not totally batshit, so of course she’s going to call that unfair. To the GOP these days, any interview that’s not a BJ is “unfair.” Hard questions are “unfair.” Wanting you to explain yourself is “unfair.”

If she wants people to see another 20 minutes of her getting destroyed (which I’m sure she thought she “won”), that’s fine.

Do I have to read for you? I said his comment was even keeled. As in he’s relating it to you in a frank, neutral manner as someone who understood his own actions.

Well damn right you don’t excuse the driver. He nearly caused an accident that would have seriously hurt the biker, then when the biker catches up to him, the car driver flips him off.

His comment was pretty even keel for your response to be so dismissive. “Thanks for your frankness. Now, admitting nothing of myself, I will act better than you.”

Yeah my E34 has been sitting in my driveway for a few months now because of a single gasket that lets oil leak on the exhaust and make my car look like it’s on fire in traffic. It’s one fucking gasket. I used to not think twice about doing an engine swap over a weekend, back when I didn’t have to work so damn much.

In that case, natural selection is that car broken down on the side of the road because somebody put their maintenance budget into an exhaust tip. The sad part here is it’s the car that gets punished.

Kenny G is the person I’m most surprised doesn’t ride a unicycle.

I want to be the guy offering an opportunity to fix this thing together.

Yep. It’s the box of doughnuts story every time enough dipshits fuck up and give Republicans power again.

I’m quite interested how, after 6 years of the GOP doing everything they could to stop Obama, stalling all progress in the process, they’ll somehow manage to blame Democrats when they fuck up the country after getting full power in all branches.

To quote Roykeane16:

Exactly. I had a 1983 Volvo 240 wagon that in stock form, you could literally sidestep the clutch and it would just roll away, no throttle needed to save it. Perfect car to learn to drive stick on.

My stepfather lived in NYC for the first 40 years of his life

none of them have the ball to question him, because political correctness.

Letting a teenager drive anything, let alone a Range Rover, let alone for a day.

Funny how life expectations work. The cars you list as cars you’ve driven are all definitely on dream car level to me. Your dream cars are also my dream cars.

This was pretty fantastic considering people had to ask you to write it.

That’s the most insane thing possible, and Trump just got elected.