He preaches an economic ideology that has failed literally every single time in every single place it’s ever been tried.

The word “series” means every type of series, not just the World Series. You know, it’s what the ‘S’ stands for at the end of NLDS, NLCS, WS.

Yeah but FutureWorthlessBatsForKids.com has already disappointed enough kids trying to offload all their Michael Jordan gear.

That would make too much sense though. It’s crucial for umps to retain the power to irreparably destroy a playoff series at will.

If it’s anything like a few series they’ve had in ‘10, ‘12 and ‘14, they’ll push it to 7 games in the most heart-destroying way possible and then win on a 9th inning grand slam by a relief pitcher they picked up a week ago. 

Even in a bubble that thick and that homogenous, where literally everybody in power is a Republican, she no doubt still blames a vague notion of “Democrats” for everything bad that happens.

I’ve spent plenty of time on the Cape and don’t think I’ve seen a single Taurus/Sable wagon, ever. Old Mercedes, well yeah. And plenty of Subarus.

Family pressure can be used against parents though. When I discovered to my horror that my mom was voting for W, I had a difficult heart-to-heart with her about how retarded that was.

Republicans would vote for Satan if he had a Bible in his hand.

So maybe he was right all along!

He went to the warning track twice.

Thank you for telling me what I mean

Cool trick that would only work on >10% of cars on the road these days. I had my fingers crossed it was a trick for an automatic. Best I can think of is if you made a giant pulley with a rope wrapped around it and a socket welded to the middle that would attach to the crank pulley center bolt. Open hood, insert giant…

Damn that’s good. Would help narrow it down if we could see what part of the tails illuminates when the running lights are on.

It definitely helped that cops (in Florida at least) have had Crown Vics and Caprices for roughly the last 100 years until they canceled the Crown Vic and made Robocop come true by having Tauruses where I live.

That’s gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.

Those vans are incredibly comfortable and have 283hp. I wouldn’t feel bad at all.

I literally own that exact spec E34 (except mine’s a manual) and have for nearly 10 years, so I’m going to disagree with the people casting doubt on the car and saying it’s a bad idea, since I’ve, you know, actually owned one.

That guy always wins. Just amazing how rapidly that devolves from him casually dumping out the garbage to going full apeshit on everything he can get his hands on.

Fingers crossed we don’t get three months of Trump litigating over a “rigged” election if he loses the election. It makes sense since his entire political schtick has been to act like, as a white man who was given millions of dollars by his father and went on to screw over everybody he could get away with, he’s…