“I love this Playtex Tampon business. It’s hot! A bit old, but still nice and skinny. And I want to have sex with it  buy it.”

Critical to the US market, any new car variant introduced has to have a 5th door while doing everything to pretend that it’s not for girls. So you can’t have a 5th door without it being turbocharged or, more likely, given the roofline of a hunchbacked bear like a BMW __GT plus the requisite ride height to not scare…

Yeah they’re probably 1 percenters who do actually Jeep in a Jeep, but considering they’ve sold about 100 million of those things that’s still a million people. Something I learned renting a Wrangler once: The real Jeep people will wave at you! Like a motorcycle!

The simplistic response of a photo of John McLane coupled with “left handers” has more upvotes on this than all the actual left-handed people actually explaining why they wear it on their left wrist, combined.

Oh that’s why people put music in their videos.

Jeez I used to do that at least once a week when my dad foolishly let me get a Z28 Camaro when I was 18.

Fast or not, that’s gotta be a record for how long an SRT-4 withstood being at full throttle.

It’s kinda amazing how collectively people don’t seem to understand that 99% of the music in Youtube videos is terrible or at least inappropriate, yet people keep doing it.

Yeah this was probably the first time I’ve seen a drone shot that actually made the video way lamer than it could have been. Pretty much every shot from the sky made it look like he was driving very slowly across level terrain.

Saab turbos? Cars are fun and have four wheels

As someone who’s turbocharged a couple cars using 90% junkyard parts and some odds and ends from the internet, you’re damn right it can be done.

Pure outrage from the sports car crowd when presented with a large slow cargo vehicle

That’s literally exactly my lifelong dream, only instead of it being on the south end of Brooklyn it would literally be driving through my childhood neighborhood a thousand miles away from New York, and the cars would have engines, and I’d be driving one.

Your reply started by mentioning I “forgot” something I explicitly mentioned in my comment, then just went defensive from there.

Well if their prospective market is anybody like me, they’re gonna be scared off by that car being a spittin’ image of the Korean-made disposable base model Chevys they’ve turned out of their 3D printer for the last 10 years. It may have been the best platform they had for electric, but making this thing look like…

Four: Showing off to your redneck friends. It’s astonishing how many of these HD trucks you see in Florida (aka the flattest state in the country). You may note that Florida is paved.

The five-time world champion cannot even stand without the help of therapists, Mr. Damm added.

Chris Farley at 6:12.

Except Ricky Gervais is actually funny. That guy was f’ing dynamite both times he hosted the Golden Globes.

I still have my fingers crossed the guy gets to be...something after this. God knows what that is, but them letting slip that he’s awake and capable of standing with help from doctors is encouraging.