I’m always astonished when a 1990s Honda doesn’t make it 200,000 miles in good shape. Same goes for the same vintage Volvo, Toyota or Mercedes. The previous owners of that car must have been absolutely brutal on it.

Jesus that really puts it in perspective. The guy could drink 24 beers in a 60 mile car ride, and was so enormous he couldn’t pee on a transoceanic flight.

1966 - nobody gives a sideways glance

I agree this is an everybody issue. I’ve worked in news for more than a decade and even at the podunk events I don’t show up in jeans, let alone the nation’s biggest political stage with the party of board-stiff pleated slacks.

I’m gonna guess it’s like the Onion article where it turns out everybody in the audience is an undercover reporter.

God that saxophone. The saxophone almost singlehandedly destroyed the world from 1976-1986, but it sure does sound right when used with just the right amount of sexiness.

I’d love that

and thing else

See, you get your friend this, everything will be fine. If you get your friend a breakup box in time to actually be there after they break up (you buy it ahead of time) and they might hate you forever for predicting their breakup.

Yeah exactly this. I had a friend who was given his first shot at riding a bike on a neighborhood cul-de-sac. This was many bad decisions all rolled into one.

I agree - having been in plenty of pants-shitters over the years, I’ve always been amazed at how hard the bike (and general physics) works to keep you upright in those situations. You have to seriously fuck up to lay down a bike in a straight line when you’re not even on the brakes.

That’s a very well curated punchable look he’s got going there, which sure isn’t going to do him any favors when he’s illegally blocking roads to do a glamour shoot for his cars in redneck land.

Impressively idiotic. I would love to know why he kept yelling it was his driveway.

Their own incredibly shitty, dirt brown, fire prone state full of drunk rednecks.

Why did your post start out defensive, then preemptively attack people, then just brag for the rest of it?

Nevermind when that central nervous system gets cancer that you can’t diagnose.

Just seems like an odd descriptor considering most of the decathlon isn’t running events.

I ran decathlon

Typical European, says she’s not good at a language, speaks it like a native speaker.

Yeah when that 200mph traffic jam gets borked I know I’m just livid.