Wait, you’re saying if the bull wins it dies anyway? That’s a dick move

I hate to say it but this was the first NWSL game I’ve ever seen, and after fast forwarding past the dozenth ill-advised pass to the other team, the first goal I saw came after the goalie crept up behind a striker, tripped on said person, then laid down on the ground demonstratively as, a few seconds later, a ball…

not going to have a lot of luck tweeting @NSWL

Oh ok, then I’ll know the difference on sight between the FWD and AWD Subarus (they come with both) and the RWD and AWD E30s the (they come with both). I literally addressed that problem in the comment you responded to.

Makes me wish they’d pointed out which cars were FWD/RWD/AWD, because there are many variations of drivetrains even between the same cars there.

“You can’t panic in that kind of situation. I mean what’re ya gonna do?” You mean aside from straightlining an obvious curve in front of you? Yeah way to go, Flatcap McWifebeater. You’re not the hero the track knew it needed that day, but it did.

If I mock the guy for blaming the Tesla driver for an accident caused by a semi cutting him off, your retort shouldn’t be literally the same point I mocked.

That’s strange, I thought it was the semi truck cutting him off that killed him.

Where’d you end up?

“What I know already is all I need to know on the issue” the educated, thoughtful voter said before pulling the lever Tuesday. “What’s Brexit, BTW?”

If you’d ever been to any of the Florida cities listed here, you’d know there’s plenty of argument to be had.

I don’t trust any list that refers to Florida’s 90+ degree temperatures with swamp-level humidity for 7 straight months of the year as “great” weather. It’s horrifically oppressive, even at 7 a.m. in October. The feeling of heat never really goes away from May-October, unless a 24 hour freak “cold” front sweeps…

It’s a county that runs like a city. I can already tell this will be the most fun and necessary comment thread in this post.

I did, but it wasn’t really worth it until finding out the finances and that Sardar Biglari ended up running the whole thing himself. For the 500 words before that he was just typing for the hell of it.

Incidentally that gif syncs up with Deadmau5's “Professional Griefers” instrumental remarkably well.

Never seen a car doin’ the Humpty Dance before

Yeah I’d love to know how he’s regarded too, though I’d think it’s as simple as “what a wierdo.” The guy claims to be president of Afghanistan after saying he was running for office (in a non-election-year), claiming he was now president after no election was held, and then making edicts calling for the deaths of…

How terrified would you to be playing on the same court as that guy who Bram Stoker’s Dracula’d himself across the court out of nowhere like that? Then he just leaps up like it’s nothing, this 6'8" 250lb monster roaring up from behind you to haunt your dreams.

Dude c’mon

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.