Let’s start with it being about a year into the presidential campaign cycle and a chick who looks exactly like one of the top candidates had never heard of him before.

Yeah, this. That’s pretty retarded they tried to make the faux outrage “they weren’t even wearing a seatbelt!” argument like somebody in the bottom of a lake would just calmly wait, belted, for the officer to walk up and give them a speeding ticket.

Taking a wild guess you didn’t read the main reason why she’s not leaving. Hint: She burns through money like a Hamptons mansion on fire.

“Joo-jario”

What if they put a set of fake balls on the back and a pushbar bumper in front? Surely something can get SUV buyers to leap back into a car that’s faster, more efficient, and (frequently) hauls more stuff.

C’est un mysterie!

Which is all the more reason to want Trump to make it to the general election.

Only when you pull the tab, a fist comes out and punches a poor person in the face.

Damn that was well written. I don’t usually expect to have to defuse a firing-level chortle at my desk while reading Jalopnik but, well let’s just say there’s horse poop in my future.

It was badly formulated gasoline reacting with the liners that messed up the Nikasil engines. That gasoline hasn’t been in America for more than a decade. Nobody’s had a Nikasil issue since the Backstreet Boys, but for some reason people still think it’s some sort of death blow for a 1990s BMW.

You mean the issue that disappeared more than a decade ago? Every time somebody brings up a V8 BMW from the 1990s, somebody will mention Nikasil. Nikasil engines haven’t been an issue since the Backstreet Boys. It was shitty gas that made the liner go bad, and that shitty gas is long gone.

Same here. Of all things, why the hell is a motorcycle that’s not getting in anybody’s way the thing that would set you off? Of all the things in the world, the moment a tiny motorcycle is going to get somewhere faster than you, that’s when you take out your revenge?

That’s pretty terrifying that a situation that seemingly caused no concussion symptoms could lead to fatal bleeding. We really need to get a better understanding of head injuries.

Yeah even though it’s an instinct you have to learn, you really do need to have a calculator running in your head at all times telling you how much % of 100% of available traction you’re using. It’ll save you in panic situations, and it’s why it’s so important to know your bike’s limits.

This is exactly the case you need it for. A blanket over the cable will stop this too.

Well shit that’ll be saving my life some day. Note to self: put giant burlap sack, sand shovel, small rope and tow strap in car.

And if you do, throw a blanket/towel/whatever over the strap or cable to keep it from cutting people in half. Just a simple towel can save your life.

“Also, driving a manual does not make you better or cooler. In fact, it makes you sound just as short-dicked as the guys who brag about their Mustang GTs and M3s.”

I always got the impression leasing was the automatic transmission version of owning a car anyway.

How does this make him “Wrong”? What you wrote is an addendum to his thought. It’s not like he’s suggesting that knowing your limitations isn’t a good idea. He’s just saying we’ve all done stupid shit at least once.