And here I thought he was just a brilliantly haunting character actor. Turns out the soul of the Scourge of Carpathia was Max Von Sydow the whole time. His voice was awesome in that role.

Now, woah. But also- just after my daughter turned 1 her father left me in something of a blaze of glory, and her grandparents have not seen her (or her brother) since.

That happens to me a lot. It’s always when I’m asleep, usually an hour or so into it. It’s not regular; sometimes it’s gone or a year. Sometimes it’s every night for a month. Sometimes I don’t even remember it, but I’ll wake up feeling exhausted and I’ll immediately know why. Because after that I sleep terribly. It’s…

It’s like, a looooot of people’s opinions.

After that it seems the only qualifiers for calling a car “poor” condition on CL are either 1) broken in half by frame rust or 2) visibly on fire in photograph.

“200,000 miles on transmission, 400,000 transverse miles on front spider gears.”

Holy shit this wins CP of the day for sure. If this isn’t the ultimate “aircooled Porsche prices have gotten out of control” evidence, then this is the carpocalypse.

“RUNS!!” “[Does not run and will require critical electrical system components]”

Well, junkyard parts you can do it for $50ish.

By the clouds I’d say they went nuts with the “HDR toning” slider, and by the color I’d say they nearly railed out the vibrance.

Oh God that’s just epic they managed to put “runs great” and a quick note about it being nearly inoperable in the same sentence.

“Only some rust on cardboard replacement body panels. Has whatever the hell that crane arm thing is that mountain people put on the front of their jeeps.”

I dunno. That’s almost litigation-worthy negligence that they don’t mention a 95k mile Chrysler is 5k miles from exploding.

Holy crap I love how “Not Reliable” is part of the CL headline. He’s even hating on his own car in the ad.

“Front suspension about to depart car.”

“My loss could also be your loss.”

Who the hell takes a look at all the mods they could do to a 160hp Honda Accord and they land on dual fartpipes and a stronger “Stage 2” (what the hell does that mean?) clutch disc to handle all that stock horsepower?

Good call

Hey, now the internet won’t steal that future classic from his derelict duplex driveway.

BTW bonus points: It’s a stickshift 4x4 with “Bronco” in its name that weighs about as much as an E36 325i convertible.