Yeah I dunno if the car-sized Ranger-based Bronco IIs are going to be overrunning Barrett Jackson anytime soon.

Presenting the $300 1989 Ford Bronco II:

Which begs the question: Why the hell is anybody asking Daniel Murphy what he thinks about homosexuality?

Dude, I’ve been riding in Florida for a dozen years, have been pulled over by the cops numerous times, and never have they had a problem with me not having insurance, because I’m allowed not to. It’s a damn law. And they sure aren’t asking for proof of financial liability. Every time I’ve been pulled over for a moving…

Well darnit man, it turns out that in the dozen years I’ve been riding a motorycle I wasn’t just assuming our state didn’t require insurance. It was a fact, of all things:

A lot of states don’t require insurance on a motorcycle. Mine sure doesn’t.

You might need to bone up on what sociopath means if driving without a license and passing on a double yellow qualifies to you.

Oh my God it’s Gigahorse’s father.

That’s beautiful.

Hey, who wouldn’t want a carbon monoxide-leaking heater exiting directly into the living quarters?

That looks like a penny racer. Put some pennies back there and it’ll wheelie all day long.

Well, at least turning that E30 into a 2-door probably jacked up the resale value.

Oh for Christ’s sake

It’s mind blowing how many people after watching Marty start the gas engine with a key (and it frequently failing to start), hearing the gas engine running very audibly, and seeing Marty shifting fucking gears they still think the car runs on electricity just because of that sentence.

Oh Coach Driver’s Ed Teacher, such a bad choice.

“I hate an entertaining thing for almost intentionally contrarian personal reasons, so you can’t entertain anybody else with it anymore because I say so.”

And that point has absolutely nothing to do with the attempted vehicular manslaughter. It’s just pedantic people saying “rules are rules” to try to lord over somebody on the internet.

After growing up with our dad telling us we could never buy a motorcycle (apparently he rode like a bat out of hell when he was younger and thought we’d be just as dangerous), my brother and I moved out for college and bought one almost immediately. We hid it from our dad for more than a year before letting him know.…

I’d add in how crucial it is to beat into them the fear of unexpected slick things in the road before doing that whole apex thing.