“too dominated by ex-racers turned writers”

God I love that you wrote “here’s a better article.” That’s a fucking amazingly concise burn for a site that basically rewrites news stories from actual news outlets that do actual journalism and undermines them all.

Well alright

Man that’s a hell of a long airport drive.

Well thanks for shouting into the wind for us. There are people who actually like driving manual transmissions you know. That’s a thing.

Just remember in emergencies push in the clutch, not just the brake, and you’ll be fine. You can figure out clutch takeup by just slowly letting it out and letting the car pull itself up to speed without hitting the gas (on flat ground). After that, adding in throttle is easy.

I dunno man. The guy in the red shorts seems good to go.

“ I replied, “That’s okay, it won’t be gay because we’re both Asian.””

“Nope, it’s....[insert amount of words worth of time you want to waste of readers’ lives]”

Well in the Audi case it’s an overall packaging issue. They want short overhangs and a pretty front box on their car, while slinging the engine as far forward over the axle so they can fit the AWD in there. Repairability becomes an afterthought at that point.

Hey tell that stuff to Audi about nearly every nose-removal-necessary-for-accessory-replacement car they make.

Wow this was informative. Should be way higher up the list.

Including lying, probably.

Shit I thought that was a joke. That’s a real thing? Jesus that’s like Europe hardcore.

Yeah I was thinking that too: “Man, the longest-lived SUV ever built sure does have weakly enormous aftermarket support and depressingly gigantic nearly nonexistent global support community that doesn’t even have a billion people yet. Those poor neglected bastards.”

That’s what I tell people about Florida, and that’s because it’s true. We have the shittiest weather on the planet for about 7 months a year and everybody lies and says it’s fantastic. Oh and flat featureless swampland for eye candy.

Is the local press hiring?

That kind of attitude has never stopped people from making V8s work in their cars. If you want it you’ll find a way.

Considering the yellow engine, I’d say this guy has a taste issue. That interior may have just needed a buff job before. It’s not like rats eat dashboards that often.

Well you can definitely tell these guys aren’t exactly pro racers.