Redder than a Ferrari, whatever that means.

I feel so bad not going to those car-wash fundraisers, but I know what I was like as a kid. Unless your parents are astute enough, nobody tells you that if you drop a sponge, you need to wash it off.

Holy crap the closeup at the end made me snort at my desk.

Tell that to the Camaro I literally washed every day and waxed weekly and got pulled over like 13 times in 2 years.

Pretty sure I’ve never not ended up with swirl marks using one of those cursed things.

I’d ask you to explain, but invariably this will lead to an insulting speculation of my character based on wild assumptions derived from two posts; Say for example an asshole on the internet really hoped I didn’t get a joke so his internet meme would be pithy instead of just needlessly mean.

“I already have a red hat.”

No way. I thought they were being serious, having 2 seconds of footage between 5,000 mile relocations of an entire film crew so you’d know they were thorough.

“So it’s too focused on being a road car to be any good off road, and it’s too focused on being tall and heavy to be any good on the road either.“

It’s a test everyone passes: If you want it, BMW gets to take all your money away.

Weird kids, apparently.

Yeah I saw that as soon as the number for the top speed the car would hit, and the height it would launch to. That was the only stunt here where the guy was basically guaranteed to die if he succeeded. Failing saved his life.

Could just be a throwout bearing, but that guy has quite the eccentric definition of “runs great” if it includes “doesn’t actually move though.”

So he gets to have his feelings, you get to have yours, but mine, nah, for the sake of argument I’m not entitled to mine. That’s just me being an asshole and having too much nostalgia.

“Labor”

You had to gloss over “this guy shat all over your happy memories from your childhood because he felt like it” to arrive at what you wrote, but hey, details.

Hey that’s actually a rare, stealable car. I’m always baffled when somebody with like a stock Corolla covers/blurs the plate, like they’re stopping their worst internet nightmares with that.

How the hell is a water pump job $2,000+?

Wait, you were a kid, watching a major league baseball game for free, and instead of basking in the awe of seeing your heroes, the crack of the bat, the cheers, the hotdogs and fries, “this is a poor example of a stadium considering the potential alternatives” actually passed through your mind instead?

If that incident happened in America, all three of those drivers would be dead.