Yeah that’s what we get for Florida merging three highways together for like 50 miles and giving all of them a slew of separate names. At least Google Maps didn’t go by their nicknames as well, which change depending on which part of the road you’re on.

• Cars dented by other Wal-Mart customers

This really was a great post. Your writing is getting really damn funny.

Yeah especially since they apparently have the same base price.

Just to check, you referred to a car that was introduced less than 10 years ago and has speed creases and shit in the fenders as “old”?

Jesus look at the sidewalls. If those tires lost 1 more psi he’d be using his front wheels as a traction medium.

It’s kinda ironic how I preemptively made fun of the predictability of the forthcoming “Well I’ve seen them in MY neighborhood” responses and nearly all of them so far have been exactly that.

I think we have a punderstanding.

Quit killing our buzz

Not if they’re evil babies. It’s math.

Relax everybody, they’re just hotcops.

Yeah in my experience the type of vehicle you’re selling on CL really determines the clientele. Take a look at the people who tend to drive old Blazers. Do they seem like the kind of person you’d want to get into a business transaction with?

Oh c’mon that’s nowhere near as bad as the emails/texts/phone calls of “What’s the least you’ll take?”

Well since they’re already there right in front of you by the time you notice they’re a random huge dude, I’d say the big tipoff whether they’re going to rob you at that point is whether they rob you.

It would help if you clarified which type of snark you’re attempting here, because there’s lots of ways to take this.

(dives, points at random opposing player)

That’s totally Buster Posey.

Cuz

I run our division of the company and I can’t even afford a Macan. Publishing, man.

Somebody paid attention in plus and minus class.