So Southeast Australia then.

Pretty sure he was just mocking you for having such a strong opinion about something so speculative and petty on the internet. He didn't really care to see you anecdotally defend your powers.

I know right! I just mentioned the only two airports I’ve ever flown in, just so I could feel a part of something big here, and you rightly assumed that those were them.

Ok, so why be pedantic about it?

Exactly. I read this:

Incidentally CDG is the only airport I’ve ever missed a flight at, and they frankly didn’t give a shit, because Paris.

Depends on if it has the VW van engine or not. ‘course you could always swap in the sweet sounding 944 engine, and the body panels for that matter, all the way up to a 968 really. It’s kinda like a 1983 Volvo 760: you can effectively make that car into a 1998 Volvo S/V90 by swapping parts between shells. LEGO cars.

This is one of the extremely rare times I get to brag about Orlando, so I have to: MCO (aka OIA) is the best airport I fly out of. They’re always fast, at least half-courteous, don’t rush you in the pickup/dropoff lanes, and you just won’t miss a connection through that airport.

I love how indefinite that article you linked is.

That’s the car heating up.

Don’t worry, I apologized to the police later.

That's the boringest article I've ever heard of. Looks like "Tea Party bum" paid off though.

I should have known.

No thanks for the comprehensive, helpful article, just an old fashioned "I know one thing you didn't."

Well shit

He really chewed the scenery going for “bro douche” caricature and coming up with “fake-voiced actor fails audition”

I’ll never forget my trip to Italy when I was 23, because I learned how to ride a scooter in the most horrifying environment imaginable, well aside from hell I guess.

Shame that “she” seems to have swapped out her 2J for a Viper motor, if you know what I mean.

It’s like Aristotle himself is speaking through you. Tell us more, oh wise hair-splitter.