"Clarkson's a big fellow, you know."

Incidentally James Hetfield appears to be the store manager of the Winn-Dixie near my office. It's really odd to see him walking around not getting recognized.

Here's hoping Clarkson comes out a winner.

Is that dude aiming that giant machine gun at a house on a tiny island?

Bit bizarre that it seems like they're "unveiling" it to no one but a photographer, when the act of taking the photo is itself a proverbial pulling off of the hood. No cloths necessary.

That is my understanding, yes. They classify a DUI there as a level of crime that's up there with certain violent felonies here.

Not sure what's "doubtful" about you agreeing with me that the renter will be responsible for the damage.

Not to mention cats pretty much take care of themselves if they're allowed outside. My cat will literally kill and eat a squirrel if the food bowl runs low. It's insane. I mean you know that's how it works in nature, but it's a bit unnerving to have a pet that's so readily capable of killing other mammals.

"DUI can keep you from getting future jobs or even a clearance"

When I was a middle schooler my neighbor had a miniature collie so intensely stupid that I once saw it running in and from between the wheels of a moving UPS truck. It's like the dog finally caught the thing it was chasing and had no idea what to do next.

Kinda sucks that happened in Orlando City's first ever MLS game. That's a pretty bad way to start things considering the city was so whipped up about the team that they turned out with more than 60,000 fans at that game.

That'd be a pretty ignominious way to start an MLS franchise: Violent assault on goalie leads to team's first ever goal.

That hurts just reading it.

I do figure some people are more hard-headed and that kind of bump doesn't faze them. It's bizarre that people just watching a video are attempting to armchair physicist/doctor their way into that situation and proclaim what is an is not a serious head injury.

That's the thing though: They don't know who was driving the car. They know who rented it and what happened to the car, but they can't draw the line to the driver because nobody saw it. There's no "oh c'mon, he totally did it" clause for prosecutors to use when they have no eyewitness evidence.

Considering the total lack of evidence but pretty obvious motive, that's about 100% chance of a DUI, reduced to about a 0% chance of getting busted if you run away.

Out of sympathy for the customer it appears WPRI left out whether she bought the car after the pizza video.

Jesus

This destroys that rotted $29,000 Porsche 356 from yesterday in the value department, and incidentally would take way less to make roadworthy. It is very rare I say a 911 is a good value, but hell yes buy this and fix it up.