Well yeah, if people weren't boning every square inch of one of those I'd be doing it right now.

Get that Accord coupe out of here!

This seems like a joke what you just wrote

Yeah like quite a few things inexplicably still up for debate in America, this is a thing that was already settled in most of the western world years ago.

Ok I agree with you. Hell I rode a motorcycle with no front brakes and a funnel for a gas tank once.

Jesus. Yeah it used to be that the ideal time machine situation would be to have a sports almanac and go back and bet on every game. Now if I could go back 10 years I'd buy every fucking 356 and 911 and Datsun Z I could find, regardless of condition.

I know. $30,000 for a non-running, badly rusted, bondoed Porsche 356? That'll cost tens of thousands to restore, if not much more than that.

"I wouldn't want to get in an accident with one, but I'd probably be able to drive it without dying too much."

Pretty sure #3 is also "jaaaaaaaaaggg"

What sucks about these is they're not really "barn finds" anymore because somebody who clearly knows what they're worth already bought them.

Ironically, your first sentence refers to a sentence as a journalist.

That has to be the quietest turbocharger I've ever heard. Even with a very, very tiny Mistubishi 12b on my Volvo, that thing's spool through the intake is damn near the loudest thing coming from the car.

As a journalist I've long beaten it into myself to never even temporarily but a joke headline into something. You never know if you're going to get distracted and somehow that thing's gonna get overlooked and all the sudden ASSHOLE SCHOOL PRESIDENT FINALLY DIES ends up getting you canned.

I just took a shot of trustworthiness for you.

That was amazing in a very terrible way.

I love your use of quotes here.

You almost lost me when you started in on that low hanging fruit about movie genres, but you pulled out a winner by the end.

Well that was nuts

"The reality though is this DOES happen. Otherwise it wouldn't be in the news somewhere in the country literally every day. Or the fact that you are actually commenting on this story that quite literally proves your "sane" theory wrong. Hopefully you or I or anyone here ever has to deal with something like this.…

"Why is this a "wild west fantasy" to you?"