Can we get a vindictive hit piece against smoked taillights? Asking for a friend. 

But those gender reveals can at least lead to some comedy like the Gordon Hayward one. Proposals can’t ever really get there.

As soon as I read “with his brother” I was like, you dodged a bullet there my man. Now you get to fiddle as Rome burns

I visited New York back in 1987. I found it gritty, dangerous and Time Square was filled with porno theaters.

This isn’t a yacht... it’s a tender. More specifically it’s the reliable tender you keep in reserve for when your Maserati tender breaks down.

The help chooses the tender to drive between the yacht's moorage and the dock in Saint Tropez. Fancy Kristen would not waste her time on a glorified dinghy.

I’m confused. You’re not Fancy Kristen, why are you on here talking about yachts?

Anominiss*

The design is clearly inspired by Honda’s very first actual car, the sporty S500

I don’t want no safety blanket, I want FOAM!

ALready solved. Securefoam

The Demolition Man Safety Foam is probably the best way to do it. 

Seriously - are we at the curve where these are starting to appreciate this much or am I missing something? Also, if this was a Scirocco I might vote NP because nostalgia reasons......

I guess people with transaxle cars must have large phones attached to their faces

Look at that suspension collapse under heavy acceleration. Very 80’s manual transmission behavior. 

Dat flip phone tho....

I almost responded to that question and then I realized it was Moral Dictata. 

pretty sure. i replied twice (because i’m mad but also because kinja often fucks up) and both are gone. some “ally”.

also, since @Mortal Dictata asked an “honest” question but keeps dismissing my honest answer: