Enclosed trailers towed by Cayennes, obviously.

This is the best comment section available around. Don’t mess it up with your snarky comments. Be your better self here.  I’ve experienced personally what venture capital does to good companies and it’s not good. In fact, it’s evil and un-patriotic. Old school executives, which I have known, would never behave how…

Everyone else: Who is Gossage?

So, what night is the Big Gulp, Big Wheel Hobo Championship this year, anyway?

Comedy is all about timing. 

“Bertram Capital, the private equity firm that owns ECS”

Fancy Kristen doesn’t buy pre-owned!

The story on that blue Ferrari is actually pretty cool

We can still touch the owners though, right?

As a privileged white male, I just wish the world would take me (and us) more seriously.

I think this was the best lawsplainer...

Don’t show this to McMike, or whatever the fuck his/her name was.

Ah! for some reason I couldn’t find it... The article finally makes sense of the scene with the BMW

Bravo

But did the gamers stand for the national anthem before the tournament started.

No. It happened because he’s an asshole. 

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Nobody likes you, do they? I mean, it’s lonely, but you just keep the faith, being the guy who takes the contrarian position, regardless of how stupid and prima facie wrong it is.

Those two are brilliant. Die Antword.