Hey, I just googled orangutans! I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. I could’ve been looking up the Every Which Way But Loose orangutan for all they know.

Now I want to know about the Neil Patrick Harris blurb. He and his husband always look so happy in photos! What is up?

Elle Woods knows nothing.

The gross, mushy bruise on an otherwise delightful peach of a movie.

Are men so out of their nut that they’ll try to bone a grown woman (or a teenager) behaving like a literal prairie dog? I mean, I guess.

Make America Gape Again

Make all porn SFW porn? O_o

Agreed. Hormones are literally a part of our bodies’ weird little microcosm. It’s not anti-feminist to say “hey, it’s the time before my period, therefore my energy is low and my mood is not-great and I want to eat my body-weight in carbs.”

Flag fetishism is weird and annoying.

No where in that code does it say this doesn’t apply to civilians.

My source was the military too, apparently they’re not teaching as well as they used to. It was made very clear to me that I was NOT to make a big deal about what civvies did with the flag.

The whole rest of the world is baffled by the degree of worship and ceremony Americans pile up on their flag.

The flag code is just a set of guidelines, primarily for the military and officials representing the government.

It isn’t anymore the responsibility of the South Park creators to make sure people understand their (pretty blatant and non-kid friendly) satire than it would have been for Swift to make sure that the English didn’t really try to buy Irish babies for food after reading a Modest Proposal.

Im not sure I understand your point. Just because you were too young to understand satire isn’t the creators’ problem. It’s never advertised itself as a children’s show. It’s on at 10pm FFS.

Yep. It’s not even subtle satire either. It’s pretty blatant, and anyone who doesn’t get it is probably part of the joke. It’s not a fluke that it’s been on for somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 years now.

PC Principal? Is that you?

Step 1: instead of ass say buns. Like “kiss my buns” or “you’re a buns-hole.”

Wow it seems to me that you need learn how to control your emotions if words make you rage.

their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”.