.....FEET?

I’m pretty sure she was trying to troll you.

She got it mixed up, you’re supposed to put sliced bananas in the socks and a fresh tomato balancing on your forehead. You can trust me, I’m a toothless old timey farmer with leathery skin and a straw in my mouth.

Whoa, it’s almost like making abortion more difficult to obtain doesn’t make the need for abortion go away.

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

I haven’t seen 50 Shades but I did see Pixels.

Of course not! What does that have to do with it?

the poster child for ‘choose your battles’

Hey! How are you? I feel like we hardly ever see you anymore.

I’d lean over, close the door and lock it, and just smile and wave when he comes back and tugs on the handle. HI BABES JUST KEEPING YOUR PRECIOUS CARGO SAFE!

Damn you pesky Jacobs! *shakes fist*

I was leaving work yesterday when I paused at a driveway for a cab who was just letting someone out. Very stylish girl legs it out of the cab, talking on her cell the whole time, and walks away, leaving the cab door open. The cabbie was looking over his shoulder in the other direction, checking to see if he could back…

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Not only is Dr. Click awful looking. She is an absolutely horrible person.

I see a new Melissa Click has arisen. Down with opinions not my own.

You’ve seen it! You can’t UN-see it!