the “Abortion Float”

You are a writer, my friend.

Uh... the biggest reason she got the attention because a bunch of terrorists tried to blow her head off. After she was being loud and outspoken as hell about her issue in Pakistan. Malala was never, ever “quiet”, she was “shouting”. And got louder AFTER they tried to murder her.

You’re saying the delivery guy is gonna complain about a $10 tip cause he doesn’t have to lug more shit around? Uh...

It’s their job you dumb kunt. Stop bitching and find a real job if all you’re going to do is complain.

A real hockey player would have finished his shift.

It is not a myth and yes, listen to OldMilce....go get checked out.

Starring for your last sentence.

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

You clearly think that a person should not be judged for eating meat and maybe Anna thinks they should.

“Like Tetris, but with Poo.” is the best thing i’ve read today!

Pootris.

Yes, well, do you only use eggs that come from chickens that are cage free or free range (or whatever you want to call them)?

I think that’s good advice, especially for the cows.

It’s sad that you consider politics such a joke.

It won’t be cool if liberal cows choose to stay home on election day.

All I’m saying is that I wish cows would stop voting against their own best interests.

I don’t think that’s true. It wasn’t that long ago that everyone who ate meat was involved in the husbandry and slaughter of that meat. Humans have been eating meat since there have been humans. Is it necessary in this day and age? Not in our society. But we would not exist as a species without the caloric and…

I don’t think it’s funny at all. Trump could go after vegans in a big way if elected president. I really think it’s about time the cows pull their weight in the electoral process.

Joke? It’s just basic fact. Look at a map of U.S. presidential elections. The states with the most cows almost always go Republican. If all those cows voted Democratic we wouldn’t have such a problem.