Immortan Joe Versus The Volcano
Nov 30 2017
Heavens To Murgatroyd

If you ever decide to randomly meet and then quickly get engaged to another woman. Come out at 39 and get written

Jan 3 2017
Cat Burglarizing Update

I know there might be a few people here interested in the pussy grabbing I was preparing to engage in last week. So

Dec 10 2016
I'm Offended (Inane)

As someone who just started a Holiday Dice Crash Diet (I’m eating nothing but icosahedron shaped plastic till

Sep 18 2016
Creepy Season Is Here

I just had a creepy trip to the laundromat. And it wasn't a creepy guy creeping on me and oogling my delicates as