Dec 28 2017
22
Happy wifes, happy life!
Immortan Joe Versus The Volcano
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Nov 30 2017
15
If you ever decide to randomly meet and then quickly get engaged to another woman. Come out at 39 and get written…
Feb 16 2017
7
Instead of hearts and flowers and jewelry I got to take my dog for The Big Sleep with zero warning on Valentine’s…
Jan 18 2017
9
Jan 7 2017
12
Jan 6 2017
18
Happy Cat Burgling Update after the jump.
Jan 3 2017
18
I know there might be a few people here interested in the pussy grabbing I was preparing to engage in last week. So…
Dec 13 2016
2
Dec 10 2016
6
As someone who just started a Holiday Dice Crash Diet (I’m eating nothing but icosahedron shaped plastic till…
Oct 7 2016
9
Boy, you are being oppressed and you don’t even know it.
Sep 18 2016
5
I just had a creepy trip to the laundromat. And it wasn't a creepy guy creeping on me and oogling my delicates as…
Sep 17 2016
4
... This is kind of important.
Mar 29 2016
3
This brick of spaghetti has been on my mind all day. I want a brick of spaghetti.