I think it's a bit of one and two, but I also think it's because when the case was just happening the overall impression given was that the mother had made up this rather ridiculous story. So people tend to see it as making fun of a bad lie, rather than joking about a tragic incident.

Jezebel mentions a tampon dress and Lady Gaga gets An Idea.

I love you, Margaret Cho.

Smile mysteriously and walk away. ;-)

That's true. There's no guarantee the new parents in that hospital wouldn't have been neglected and treated like shit* even without Beyonce and Jay Z there.

"Carrie Underwood shaved a dog" sounds like a euphemism for either bombing on stage, being really drunk/hungover, or giving a hand job.

Yep, he's tiny. I briefly dated Tre years ago (before they went major label sellout), and I'm tiny as well but I barely fit in Billie Joe's lap.

I am so sorry for your loss.

I am so sorry for your loss. And I agree 100%.

Yep. Shame on them.

I thought at first it was Ivy Blue, which I thought was actually nice. But yeah, Blue Ivy...I just...it's not good.

The IV=4 thing comes from their birthdays, I believe, and their anniversary. Personally I thought it was kind of cute—IV=Ivy, that is—until I found out it's Blue Ivy not Ivy Blue.

Well, really...it's true, you shouldn't neglect the balls.

I've always loved that name! Go for it, I say.

My senior year in high school I had (I thought) a horrible cold and begged my dad to let me stay home from school and/or, you know, take me to a doctor, but he kept insisting I wasn't really sick. I finally went to the school nurse who discovered I had a 104-degree fever and made my brother come get me; long story…

I love this story so much.

Not to mention that had she "shot to injure" she could have opened herself up to potential future lawsuits.

Not to mention, absolutely nothing is stopping me—or, you know, anyone who can actually afford it—from buying five VW dresses at the nearest bridal shop, then turning around and donating them all to Goodwill myself. Is VW or the original store going to come after me for choosing to donate my property, as is my legal…

Hee!

See, I didn't see this reply before I posted my comment, which was also about the age difference. Yeah, no way do either of my girls date a 19-y-o when they're 15. And I can't help but wonder how much that age difference may have contributed to this; a boyfriend seems Godlike enough at that age, much less one who's…