I mean the bet paid off this weekend. When it won’t pay off is when Democratic ad makers splice together the tape for a House race somewhere that didn’t go +20 for Trump.

Of course they wouldn’t attack Canadians. They’re alpha predators, not assholes.

Fox News had a short-lived Daily Show-esque program called “The Half-Hour News Hour” that had this exact problem. It’s hard to transition from commentary with the overt text of liberals are stupid to a comedy show that says the same thing and waits for forced studio laughter.

I got “I have to go grocery shopping” two weeks ago. I will not be pursuing my $6.50 beer purchase in court.

This is the definition of lex non curat de minimus.

Treason clause requires two witnesses. Trump hosted two Russians in the Oval Office. QED.

The man is, how you say, not great at keeping secrets.

I’m always the reason trends switch. As a guy, I was getting rave reviews, to the extent this is possible, for threading my eyebrows. I was so close to a free threading on the punch card.

I saw my doctor for that a few months back. Fixed it in like 10 minutes.

Sounds like someone saw the chance for free media and took it. Time for that campaign for circuit judge.

Shredded newspaper is available for $8. As a reminder, all American Airlines flights are cash-free, credit or debit only. Remember to pay for your shredded newspaper using your American Airlines credit card for triple miles.

BUT...They forgot to fire him on a Friday. Less chance of an incident.

I think he should go full heel. How much fan time and energy is spent talking about how a player, GM, coach sucks. Why not add the commissioner on top of it

It will be interesting if this person is drafted and then the report is filed how the drafting team will use this to try and alter their obligations. I’d have a hard time believing the CBA doesn’t cover this. Labor lawyers have any thoughts?

“People were shocked to hear what gas it was.” Umm... Any of them?

He will also the first openly gay college player on many all-name teams.

This is what happens when you get hyped by watching the early-morning Premiere League matches.

Worth noting: Samuel clerked for Scalia, so for those Republicans out there who want things “in the vein of Scalia,” you might want to get on the side of these civil liberties right now. Unless you thought being a Scalia was only limited to abortion and picking fights with Richard Posner.

Trump’s sister is actually qualified, but a bit too old (and centrist).

I will give ten points to their Hogwarts house.