I’ve been saying this for months, but Dave gets the green room veggie tray. I have picked the wrong line of work.

Let’s not sully Sharia law, which is far superior to any quasi-legal or -moral construct that Briles uses.

A good way to go about this is to ask around. Alsocross-check, with your lawyer friends. Lastly, look for people who have held positions as the head of the local trial lawyers association, a regional/state bar association, or as a former prosecutor.

I was thinking that, too. But the DA could have also had a press conference saying that instead of saying it was “agreeable to the family."

To be fair, Rory has infinitely more NCAA All-American awards: http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/c-swim/…

Look at Miss “I rent a place with a functioning oven" over here.

Game, blouses.

Isn’t that just modern pentathlon.

I look forward to the epee fanboy hate mail, which will be slow, deliberate, and generally risk averse.

None. Just mine. We were going on a field trip to the county courthouse and one of my classmates, being the douchey middle schooler we all were, said something like he wished we could go to a real one. The next class, we got a a spiel on how important state courts were. For some reason I remember this and only this…

USA Today’s graphics team has trained in obscurity with those infographics. Today, the training paid off.

Eighth-grade civics, but point taken.

Well, we know it’s more than 75k.

Idiot, he was supposed to get suspended during the RNC, not the DNC. And Cleveland’s in the division, too. No excuse

I’ve met several southern elderly women who are staunchly anti-racist. Saw shit, said shit, didn’t give a fuck; they’re still pushing a race -blind agenda. They’re a rare find, but they’re also some of the coolest people I’ve met.

When I was eight, I sat next to him at a banquet that had no food. He brought a sack lunch because he “didn’t like the food at these things.” He then saw that I was hungry, gave me a cookie , and proceeded to eat a lunch out of a brown paper bag.

I remember flying _______ once and thinking “this may be ______, but it’s noticeably better than United.” —Signed person who has lived in Chicago and D.C.

I may have said this before, but I’ll say it again. Getting into a legal dispute over hush money defeats the purpose of hush money. It blows my mind that Penn State let this continue. Are they getting strung out by the insurer. Even if the answer is yes, it’s not worth it. Any money recouped won’t outweigh this press.

This is a major due process issue and will, in all likelihood, be litigated.

This will provide excellent fodder for a Cal faculty member's article: “#Stayinyourlane: Social media spatialities in the neoliberal university.”