The correct price is right there on the license plate.

Why are you being so mean?

After 30 years of driving Japanese and German cars I just bought my first Chevy and had a similar experience. I turned the lights on (twist knob on the dash tothe left of the steering wheel, like my old Mercedes) and I noticed there was a blue headlight icon on the dash. It took me a while to figure out how the hell…

Embarrassing as that may be, at least you noticed that your brights were on, and ultimately pulled over and read the manual. A friend of mine, who was 19 and had been driving a few years already, was not with it enough to do either of those.

It’s the trombone of cars.

It’s so shocking that they are electrifying this car.
 

The world’s first Hundred Grand Cherokee.

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

I, for one, can’t wait for all of the Top Gun references in the comments.

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

“cease and desist order to the electric car manufacturer on its Connecticut sales.”

For $38,000, I expect them to just keep bringing me SP2s until I turn over the red card and ask for dessert.

He probably discovered that 200k is the age where everything goes wrong on an Audi of that vintage. And by “goes wrong,” I mean “goes wrong for the second time at least.”

Xplain how this works to me?

It’s okay, no matter what happens the Zumwalts will always be able to tumblehome

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

*shrug*