“If you disagree, I find you to be less than human.”

I don’t get it.

“an unnamed NFL player who ‘is all but stalking’ one woman.”

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It’s so much better in the context of the full album, but still: merry fucking Christmas.

There are some women playing baseball, there’s even a US national women’s baseball team, but the sport has almost no sponsorship for women at the collegiate and high school level.

This seems to have struck a nerve with you. Are you threatened by the idea of women playing sports?

Yeah, I’ve never understood it. Nothing against softball but I don’t understand why it’s just accepted that it’s the woman version of baseball.

I don’t really understand why the PED use is ok (in some minds) for Bonds and Clemens but a deal breaker for Manny. Is it because they would’ve been hall of famers anyway, or is it because Manny used at a time the drugs were banned?

Was his name Brandon?

That’s too recent.

I thought about doing a Falcons joke but no one gives a shit about them. Should’ve gone with the 2004 ALCS.

Roger is in a tough spot here. On the one hand, he could end up setting a precedent that could lead to the NFL having zero owners. On the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

That’s the j.... nevermind.

Yeah but in order for this to work Alabama needs to throw a challenge flag and refuse to leave the field.

Carlos Beltran publicly commented on this literally hours after game 7. Not sure why this is just being covered now.

This just makes the Cubs and D-Backs look even shittier.

Fuckin’ NERDS. Have fun humping that calculator.

It’s such a cool article that you should try reading it.

That gif has to be the lamest TD celebration I’ve seen all year. What are they doing, the Peanuts dance?