Have your fucking star.

I enjoy laughing at other people’s serious injuries. I can only hope you all show me the same respect when the trees come for my legs.

Why is this franchise allowed to exist?

I don’t have a snarky quip to add; don’t know who this guy is; don’t read Barstool; and in general don’t know much about internet sports writeringing outside of ESPN, Deadspin, and a few other mainstream sites.

I’d like to explore a new topic: is there a subject matter that makes New Yorkers more insufferable when discussing than pizza?

Oh and before all that he punches a dude that was already bloodied, on his back, amd being held back by someone. This dude’s got some brass ones. Or a micro dick.

And then he just stood there for two solid minutes pretending to make half-hearted attempts to break free itstead of just chilling out. It’s almost as if he just enjoyed the comfort of getting bear-hugged by his friend for awhile.

“Under the exact same circumstances.”

Everyone points to the Iowa loss, but the 2-loss record played just as big a role in OSU being shutout. If Iowa was their only loss they’d likely be in the playoff.

Watch Otani, Darvish, Arrieta, and Hosmer sign deals and Stanton get traded in a 48 hour span.

Really? I’d think women are much more likely to harrass without consequence.

No dick jokes to share, just:

I just had to Google Kevin Ware to settle my stomach.

People hating Gabby were always full of shit. If she’d been the first to come forward about Nassar, it probably would’ve been met with the typical response of 2-3 years ago. Hell, lots of people probably would ask “well, what was she wearing???”

Well, it’s different because the existence of the draft. Get rid of the draft then have all the employment requirements you want.

I’ma little sad that I don’t care about this.

This is what happens when you let PhDs run major league team. I ain’t got time for all these highfalutin metaphors.

Not quite, but thats5 getting there.

Isn’t that exactly what his statement is saying, though? “I convinced myself it was ok because of a twisted logic I used which I now realize was wrong.”

So, if he said something really shitty and deflected all responsibly, does that minimize the damage he did?