So, are you saying that if I haven’t seen ALL of the MCU movies up to this point, that I won’t understand what’s going on in Endgame? I’ve seen some of the MCU movies, flipped through some of the others and then there are some that I haven’t seen at all. So, do I have a chance at watching Endgame and getting anything…

Somebody’s triggered

After I send them this article, I probably won’t. But neither did Jesus Christ.

Camping is for the woods, not for a movie theater parking lot.

Chris, it is my civic duty to share this with all my friends who have annoyingly and smugly camped out for Endgame tickets to remind them that their little universe of entertainment is a sham.

As I posted yesterday from the greys: I have no horse in the SCF this year, I felt the call was not a good call. The league has taken a lot of shit lately about head injuries - and what I saw was a ref pressured by the weight of a bleeding head injury to make a call.

As I asked and no one replied - I had wondered if…

“why would a bad team try to be good” is the most 2018 sports take ever

But you’d have to make the season one week shorter to squeeze in an extra round and we’d lose historic rivalries like Clemson-Furman.

Yes, it’s actually a completely common-sense take, especially regarding baseball as compared to, say, basketball. But then, this is Deadspin, where the writers must always side with labor.

Whatever. He’s just like every other starter in the playoffs these days - he gets yanked before the game is even half over.

Also, this may be the first time a Kinja author got ratioed, Twitter-style, on their own post.

BREAKING: White woman says black man doesn’t know anything about a subject he’s intimately familiar with, immediately falls back on the “you can’t say shit to me because I’m a white woman” excuse the second she gets called out on it.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m still kinda struggling with how Boston fans can both (1) cling to the “nobody has lost more than us, we DESERVE this” bullshit, AND the (2) “everyone can suck our cocks, we’re the BEST! GO PATS! GO SAWX!” bullshit. Boston has won like 30 sports championships over the past 15 years, it’s time to put the past to bed…

poor kid got a home run ball but it was struck by the other team and everyone around him was telling him to throw it back. glad he kept it. those guys around him are dinks.

Since the ball came back into play and never struck anything over the fence other than the fielder’s glove....it isn’t a home run, even if it is ruled non-interference.

probably don’t wanna get sue-sue-sued-io

The Dodgers are one of the few teams that seem like they actively avoid being shitty. By my memory, they backed out of a Chapman trade, dumped Hector Oliviera, and don’t seem to have had any other players that have been accused of any shittyness.

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