I think he was trying to make it as a pop singer.

This made me laugh................perhaps as people board the crew could add it to the greeting as an instruction..............enjoy you flight, wheels go in first, enjoy your flight wheels go in first.

I didn't know that was a thing; I have never heard anyone say they tip cabin crew. I used to know someone who worked on an airline and it's not something they mentioned when talking about their job.

He's looking for a reaction..............many have responded :)

Why was you lumbered with her kid?

You should have said "Who am I? I'm the person whose gonna discipline your son; watch and learn."

That's an excellent point and could be a very positive use of the app in the long term; if there's a record of being pulled over but no record to back up the reason, superiors could see if there was a pattern of any particular officer doing this.

Like a lot of others who have replied; I often dream of secret rooms. No else knows about them. I always experience a sense of foreboding when I find them and they turn into nightmares. I never have the courage to open the doors. I spoke to a Psychology teacher years ago about them. He said the rooms represent…