he could barely contain himself

to be fair, kap-sized and sitting bull aren’t awful

damn shame. another oden.

If only Greg Monroe could get into defensive position that quickly before the whistle

lived in florida my whole life, i’m not even remotely afraid of them...but nah i wouldn’t approach one like that.

...they’d all foul out by halftime

I don’t know why cause i’ve been reading deadspin for years but filed to: banana is funny

worse than that he didn’t realize maryland isnt in the ACC anymore

you’re 100% correct but at this point it’s pointing out the obvious, we’ve all known for awhile

funniest thing i’ve seen all day

what a brilliant fucking advertising campaign

what a brilliant fucking advertising campaign

i’ve lived in florida my entire life but i doubt i would have been as calm as this lady. wouldn’t have been so close anyway.

he, like everyone else on the planet, knew it was going into the back of the net. until it didn’t.

okay that was way worse than i expected but also much funnier

this is my fetish.

goddammit patrick i’m not reading 4 paragraphs about rugby rule loopholes

this did not disappoint

well that’s fitting

A for effort