I had a dream the other night that I had a baby made out of raisins. It was made of a body lump of raisins. and a head lump of raisins. Raisin babies - the poor man's alternative!

Settle down, Mark. This is more reporting than CNN has done in ages.

False! Love It or List It is THE WORST. The same exact thing happens every show; it's so obviously planned out. Here, see if this sounds familiar:

So, is that her "something new"?

I want a notarized statement from Jesus okaying this.

"To be honest, before I had North, I never really gave racism or discrimination a lot of thought. It is obviously a topic that Kanye is passionate about, but I guess it was easier for me to believe that it was someone else's battle."

I feel like she literally wants to slap him on the wrist with her copy of Reader's Digest.

God, I love some Foie Gras so damned much. SO DAMNED MUCH. It's actually one of my favorite foods, even after I know how it's made. The smell. The intense flavors. OH GOD.

Ooooh I've been lucky enough to dine at Ox twice and it was amazing both times. I probably wouldn't try this though.

All Black people have the same religious beliefs?

Yeah, I normally like Lindy, but she really shouldn't have included that part about how this is what all religious black people think.

Youtube appreciation post

For those people who keep bitching about BET and black award ceremonies, this is the reason why they exist. Hollywood rarely rewards talented black people in the business. 12 Years A Slave only winning one award tonight is a joke. Really, I was shocked when it won best picture. That's how bad the acknowledgement of…

If somebody has to explain to you why holding a feminist event at a former slave plantation, run by apologists for slavery and owned by an Australian billionaire who's an anti abortion, anti LGBT rights anti immigrant activist in his own country, you're doing feminism wrong.

Comparing the sexual expression of a 50 year old (thank you, Google) White female actor and a 25 year old West-Indian born Black pop star just screams out what is wrong with White Feminism. The fact that you can't see how silly and ridiculous that comparison makes me shake my head. We have so far to go....sigh.

Ignore these arrogant, victim-blaming adults. "Well, if I were in this story I NEVER would have..." "Why would she ever... " "This narrative is difficult to think about and so I declare it 'needless'!" Thank you for sharing.

Ijeoma, Thank you for your comment and for this piece. As a former victim of all types of abuse throughout my life, I honor you for your actions. As someone whose natural instinct has been to 'freeze' in moments of terror and abuse, and it sounds like before this moment, you chose the same, this was awesome to read.…

Unlike many commenters, I actually like that Jezebel doesn't tell you what you are supposed to take away from this. It leaves it open to interpretation.