Why does this exist.

Now this is a tire going bald.

It seems to me this “race” would’ve been more fair had the GTI come with the DSG...

Also that mid-engine Corvette.

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Seriously?! Not every ‘gearhead man’ is that sensitive, dude. THIS gearhead man would buy one if it were called the Alfa Romeo Julia Roberts.

Or waiting to see if these are maintenance nightmares before jumping in. I wouldn’t buy this year one.

That’s because everyone who wants to buy this is waiting for it to depreciate and get a cheap second hand one. Mystery solved.

That’s what they said about the Chevy SS...

If they offered a manual, I would be willing to endure a bit of financial strain to get one.

You should also know that I’m a big guy, so it can’t be something too small.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

Sure, but Top Gear was a lot better at feeling unscripted until the last 4ish seasons, and, frankly, a lot better of a show.

His ego forms the biggest force field -in the world.

This is probably the best use of that joke, ever.

Going to miss

I have an AWD CTS wagon. Even though it’s a V6, it’s still a hoot to drive and looks soooo gorgeous.