Don’t worry, David.

Buy?

With actual currency? 

Three pedals, for sure. And a semblance of personality helps. Some kind of anthropomorphic tendency.

Oh shit, this is a great point.

The whole point, though, is that he was completely ignorant of what he already had in his life. Sure, there was a lot that sucked, but also plenty that didn’t.

The 4th gen Legacy seems like an awfully good answer.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

“I’m not exactly sure when or why this happened, but it seems like many automakers think driving has become a chore.“

Man these have aged so well.  What a great look.  I can’t think of any other car from the early 80s that looks as good today that isn’t a ferrari.

Hang on-

For those who really want a 2013 civic 

what VW NEEDS to do instead is to offer the GTI in wagon form. They could even give it AWD and price it between the GTI and the R. So so so many GTI owners would purchase a GTI wagon if they could. so much so that many are purchasing the alltrack and golf wagon and throwing money at it to mod it up to a GTI. VW needs…

Isn’t “competing with BMW” what Audi is supposed to do? 🤔

I missed Mountain Man Red Green, the show was at its prime during seasons 3-9 if I recall correctly.

Stock photo of astronaut Steve Smith

A buddy of mine drives a Soul with the Scuderia Kia shields:

Maybe people holding on to their cars longer because there isn’t anything interesting on the market within affordable price range.

And because we aren’t children, we didn’t draw a dick at the first opportunity that we got.

(runs to room, slams door, flings self on bed, sobbing)