@CaptainJack: You didn't read the article, did you?

@tomsomething: There are so many different ways to build a protein, the only possible way to name them all is to describe them. Or to look at it another way, there's no point to trying to come up with an individual name for every protein we discover. Internal combustion engines are far simpler than living things.

@minibeardeath: I still use Google by default, but sometimes Bing's results are so much more relevant it's embarrassing.

@Ron-Mexic0: Hm, I have a clit on this Dell I'm using right now, but it just seems so imprecise compared to the touchpad.

@vinod1978: Is Danchev American?

When I thought of Angel here, I thought of the episode with the surgeon who had severed hands and eyes and everything crawling around, but Lindsay harassing the board of directors was much better.

@Mike43110: I'm not complaining about the existence of apps or the need for the word; on the contrary, Apple ad copy though it may be, I think it's a useful distinction.

And here I've just recently found myself growing annoyed at seeing "app" replace "program" in nearly every context (I'm looking at you, Lifehacker).

@OreoExplosion: I really, really like your predictions for the state of household technology in the year 2013.

@intellax: Out of all the answers, this one is the most correct, thank you. I'd add that the amount of the discount is based on how much your plan costs per month during your previous two year contract.

Oh come on, Verizon, are you gonna pretend selling handsets is where you make your money? The big stack of discounts I always somehow end up with when I resubscribe is honest-to-god the only reason I'm still a customer.

Agh, how come Verizon never has the best gear? As soon as they finally get the iPhone, AT&T rolls out that Atrix monster. This has been irritating me since 2003.

A few months ago I would've jumped at the chance, but recently all my siblings and seemingly half of my friends bought or upgraded iPhones. Having, for the first time, had the chance to use an iPhone fairly extensively, I have to say most of the magic has worn off. (Facetime is still pretty killer.) It's just a…

@daPrinz: It wouldn't pick up?? My phone (Verizon, but obviously not iPhone) interrupts any data transmission, web included, to put a call through.

Some barbers vacuum your head for you. Seems to be kind of an old-school thing, though.

With lossless audio, HD video, basic software taking up more space year after year, and backups of everything, I can't even imagine having more storage than I can use.

The photographer found a great angle for that picture, with the bases almost completely obscured by random plants.

@P3nnst8rflakes: Breakfast of Champions: I don't think there will be a future-proof phone made for many years to come. Phones today are advancing like computers were in the 90's— seemingly obsolete a month after you buy them.

@Jimmy Tango: Nice catch! I wonder where the misinformation is.

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: I know several people who own Dysons, and none of them have had any problems. From my experience using them, they live up to the hype, if not necessarily the price.