Trump got gutted like a fish. Their camp should have done WAYYYY more to prepare, but oh well. Can this joke be over now?

not enough coke

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

I’m watching that right now. The blonde woman is getting on my last nerve.

Axelrod is on fire tonight. So is Van Jones. His most recent takedown of Jeff about his “history lessons” had me cracking up.

He guzzled water almost as awkwardly as Rubio.

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

Fat fuck himself.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

On cnn, axelrod basically said reagan always prepared for debates so let’s not insult him by comparing trump to him

I thought Trump came off as legit unhinged. He almost foamed at the mouth during the tax returns segment. Same with the Iraq War support. CALL HANNITY! ASK HANNITY! HANNNNIIIIIIITY!

yep I dont think this could have gone any better for Hillary than it did

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

And then Dee Gordon hits a leadoff homerun after taking the first pitch from the right side and wearing Jose’s helmet.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Not using Nate Silver’s model.

I mean, I figure a nationwide election where 30 million people cast votes to pick between two candidates counts as an election, but what do I know?

Yep. If they wouldn’t he wouldn’t be running a competitive race.