This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

This is the most irrational comment ever.

Sure, but he faceplanted the right way.

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You could make the case that they have the best park in the sport, the most interesting and engaging star in the sport (Jones), and the second best player in the AL (Machado). And they hit more home runs than anyone. In theory, that park should be packed.

Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

The irony, of course, is that if Trump or any of his like-minded followers were also randomly stopped and frisked, they’d lose their goddamned minds. They’d be screaming about the Founding Fathers and the “police state” in no time.

Or if you are going to freak out, freak out about things that are actually high risk. For example look at these causes of death from 2001 (a very bad year for terrorism as some may remember):

Yeah, it was that LATimes poll.

I just read a poll that says Trumps numbers have gone up around 17% in the past week—AMONG BLACK PEOPLE.

As I said to Masshole James, wait until the debates. When she shows strength in the debates, everything will go back to how it was. I am sure of it in my gut brain which is good enough for Trump voters.

I keep seeing that poll, but it is one poll and polls can be outliers. Let’s wait until we see more.

I certainly didn’t do anything to deserve that fucker.

I’m really, really scared, you guys. I just read a poll that says Trumps numbers have gone up around 17% in the past week—AMONG BLACK PEOPLE. Whaaaaat. Who are these people? What are they thinking? What is wrong with people and this country? Our culture hates women so much that any man, even this man, is better than…

My stomach is going to be eating itself the next 49 days.

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

I have started to realy hate anyone who plans to vote for him too. If you can bring yourself to be complicit in this piece of shit becoming POTUS then you are are an awful human bring who is either monumentally stupid, a full blown racist and/or you have a deep and abiding hatred of women.

I fucking hate this man.