Welp, we’ve elected PLENTY, and to the presidency!

After this week, I’m starting to mentally prepare for the previously unheard of idea that Trump may become President.

Not just you.

Just turn off the news and sign off Facebook. Yes this is all depressing beyond belief, but there is so much to life that has nothing to do with any of it. Embrace the good shit and block out the bad.

I actually had a neurologist advise I stay off Facebook after I, among other things, wound up at the hospital with seizures. I have never, ever, been so stressed over an election, and it pisses me off to see Fallon making light over it. Some things just aren’t funny.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

As a former golf course ranger, I bet any time the ranger approached in a golf cart and told him to replace his divot, he chuckled and said, “Wish you were the beer cart gal!” And I bet the ranger had to fake laugh at that 50 times a day.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

I think in part some of the confusion comes from the fact that Trump isn’t claiming that Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall... he’s insisting that, no matter what this sovereign ally to the South says, he, as president of the United States with the backing of the strongest military and an incredibly influential…

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

To quote Bomani Jones:

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

Marvin Miller’s corpse is currently a better union head than whoever the NFLPA have.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Yes, exactly. So forcing a mistrial was Freddy’s best option to have more time with Naz.

That’s it. I’ve heard enough dumb ass rhetoric on this topic.

I’m a volunteer EMT in a struggling inner city, and it quickly became apparent that my job is to taxi mentally ill people from their home on the sidewalk to the ER, where they will stay for 48 hours before getting turned out onto the street again. repeat until death or imprisonment.

Over/under on his truck being a lifted black F-250 crew cab fully tinted out with a Disturbed CD in the changer and truckballz on the tow hitch?