If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

I’ve been telling people that Kellyanne will last until maybe the end of next month at the latest before she figures out how uncontrollable he is.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

It’s essentially a random amount that makes it seem meaningful. Just like the gold membership cards, there will probably be new tweets in days or even hours with different amounts.

we don’t believe in highlights and news as TV programming

I feel for the guy. He’s already such a huge target because not only did his team draft him in the 2nd round, but traded 2 draft picks to move up to get him, when he probably would have been available to them if they had waited. Imagine how much that has to fuck with your head, knowing that people are just waiting for…

A large portion of White Americans loves being told that they live in a hellhole and they’re being brutally oppressed and that their problems are because of some great big Other who’s been hurting them for so long. And I think they come at that from two positions. First, the rural white, who genuinely was ignored and…

Come on, what do black people have to lose? May as well vote for Trump, because... I dunno, why the fuck not?

Costanza is always right.

Hey now, leave the fans out of this.

I feel bad for laughing at that. Shame on you! Also, LOLOLOL!!!!!

Ha, made a similar comment to my wife and it was “too soon”. We should get together for coleslaw; it's made from people.

If he kicked her, second game of the season

Yeah! And we haven’t ever gotten a men’s or women’s handball medal!

AND WHAT ABOUT THE LUGE, FOR GOD’S SAKE...smh

If not moving to Hillary, at least resigning not to vote this time.

You’re right. I meant to put that in but had a brain fart.

Kindle is for losers. You want books.