I keep seeing that poll, but it is one poll and polls can be outliers. Let’s wait until we see more.

I’m really, really scared, you guys. I just read a poll that says Trumps numbers have gone up around 17% in the past week—AMONG BLACK PEOPLE. Whaaaaat. Who are these people? What are they thinking? What is wrong with people and this country? Our culture hates women so much that any man, even this man, is better than…

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

People wanting the only competent candidate in the race to win are criticizing other candidates? I think you’ve stumbled onto a great conspiracy here...

I have started to realy hate anyone who plans to vote for him too. If you can bring yourself to be complicit in this piece of shit becoming POTUS then you are are an awful human bring who is either monumentally stupid, a full blown racist and/or you have a deep and abiding hatred of women.

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I fucking hate this man.

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

Welp, we’ve elected PLENTY, and to the presidency!

After this week, I’m starting to mentally prepare for the previously unheard of idea that Trump may become President.

Not just you.

Just turn off the news and sign off Facebook. Yes this is all depressing beyond belief, but there is so much to life that has nothing to do with any of it. Embrace the good shit and block out the bad.

I actually had a neurologist advise I stay off Facebook after I, among other things, wound up at the hospital with seizures. I have never, ever, been so stressed over an election, and it pisses me off to see Fallon making light over it. Some things just aren’t funny.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

As a former golf course ranger, I bet any time the ranger approached in a golf cart and told him to replace his divot, he chuckled and said, “Wish you were the beer cart gal!” And I bet the ranger had to fake laugh at that 50 times a day.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

I think in part some of the confusion comes from the fact that Trump isn’t claiming that Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall... he’s insisting that, no matter what this sovereign ally to the South says, he, as president of the United States with the backing of the strongest military and an incredibly influential…

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