So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

Marvin Miller’s corpse is currently a better union head than whoever the NFLPA have.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Yes, exactly. So forcing a mistrial was Freddy’s best option to have more time with Naz.

That’s it. I’ve heard enough dumb ass rhetoric on this topic.

I’m a volunteer EMT in a struggling inner city, and it quickly became apparent that my job is to taxi mentally ill people from their home on the sidewalk to the ER, where they will stay for 48 hours before getting turned out onto the street again. repeat until death or imprisonment.

Over/under on his truck being a lifted black F-250 crew cab fully tinted out with a Disturbed CD in the changer and truckballz on the tow hitch?

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

The last two leaks were SO effective at turning the race in Trump’s favor. This will be the nail in Hillary’s coffin! Haha. Oh wait:

I’ve been telling people that Kellyanne will last until maybe the end of next month at the latest before she figures out how uncontrollable he is.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

It’s essentially a random amount that makes it seem meaningful. Just like the gold membership cards, there will probably be new tweets in days or even hours with different amounts.

we don’t believe in highlights and news as TV programming

I feel for the guy. He’s already such a huge target because not only did his team draft him in the 2nd round, but traded 2 draft picks to move up to get him, when he probably would have been available to them if they had waited. Imagine how much that has to fuck with your head, knowing that people are just waiting for…

A large portion of White Americans loves being told that they live in a hellhole and they’re being brutally oppressed and that their problems are because of some great big Other who’s been hurting them for so long. And I think they come at that from two positions. First, the rural white, who genuinely was ignored and…

Come on, what do black people have to lose? May as well vote for Trump, because... I dunno, why the fuck not?

Costanza is always right.