There are some areas of the country where AMC is the only theater chain there is. If they collapse, I can see three possible scenarios:

Why would you come up with the perfect solution to bring Zari 1.0 back and then throw it away? The show can be so cruel sometimes.

Alice killed her mother.

How can Mike have a paper route? I’m guessing this is a dimension where papers are still strong and widely circulated.

That had to have been annulled by the bride’s family, given how things went down.

I’m fine with this finale being a little quiet given than the previous two had EXPLOSIVE SHOCKING ENDINGS and you can’t do that every time without becoming predictable, or doing it for the sake of doing it. The Good Place also ended its third season in a subdued manner compared to the first two.

Until today I had no idea just how powerful Sakura actually was. Good thing she’s on our side!

Yeah...exactly. If AV Club is going to rake Rain Man over the coals like they do every movie that was made before the Age of Enightenment (aka before the morning Weinstein was arrested), can we please have some context this time, if it’s not too much to ask? No one knew ANYTHING about autism back then. The filmmakers…

About the bathtub thing...you bathe babies in a large plastic tub for this reason. Sorry no one told you....

Finally, an article that doesn’t pretend there’s an easy and simple solution to all this. Too many of these articles act like Facebook and Twitter have a big red “Stop All Dangerous Videos” button that they could push at any time, but simply don’t because it’s SO deliciously evil, mwahahaha.

Penders has no legal right to the SatAM characters; they were developed for the show.

Will the menu items be based on classic and beloved properties, or will guests be forced to order a Council Of Dads Frappucino?

What about it would make you cry if you held it? I don’t understand that part.

That’s true for 90% of the articles that run here. Some might say it’s the AV Club’s “brand,” but I don’t remember it being this bad. The site has kinda become a parody of itself.

LOL at the stock Atari sounds coming out of the Nintendo Switch. Though I guess it’s technically possible. He must’ve been playing an indie throwback.

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They absolutely have to point out that they disapprove of this person, or else we’ll think they approve of this person!

I don’t know what you mean; I remember that movie competing with the Flubber remake, and unlike Antz they couldn’t be more different.

I can confirm this! Barbie would have shown up in the first movie in Whedon’s version, based on Sarah Connor so heavily that her first line would have been “Come with me if you want to live.”

Where was Villanelle at the beginning? I don’t believe that room was a set because no studio would have THAT many suits of armor on call.