Speaking of capitalism, there’s an entire industry devoted to presenting the news in the most pessimistic manner possible, because it sells better and grabs more eyeballs than positive news. This predates the Internet. They were doing this in the 90s, which everyone now remembers as idyllic. But I was convinced by the…

“Giving people more time leads to more crunch” doesn’t make mathematical sense, and I only believe it because it’s coming from you, Jason.

That Spider-Man line made me groan so hard. We got that instead of “Face it, tiger.”

So is “Diary Of A Future President” for adults too, or is it an annoying tween thing that could run on the Disney Channel? This is important information, so I don’t accidentally start playing it assuming it’s good, and then have it stuck in my “Continue” bar for all eternity.

This felt like a computer AI wrote it by scanning all the previous episodes, picking out common jokes and plot beats, and regurgitating them. “Here’s where Chidi gets nervous about something. Here’s where Tahani brags about knowing someone famous. Here’s where we mention ‘penis flattener’ for the 70th time.”

What is the “correct” portrayal of someone on the spectrum anyway? Symptoms are so diverse and far-ranging that it’s impossible to nail it down to just one string of behavior patterns....”if you’ve met one aspie, you’ve met ONE aspie.”

The alternative is to not have games at all. The only other human amassment massive enough to create a modern AAA video game would be a government body, and they’re not interested in using their resources for such a thing beyond promotion of the Army.

If the point is to make fun of bad sitcoms, they already did it with that one thing co-starring Jack McBrayer and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

Weird timing here; last week THIS happened:

You’re thinking of Naked Came The Stranger. I think James was sincere.

Here are the worst ideas I can come up with:

I can’t believe I just read “dedicated video game handhelds are dying to phones” in an article published in 2020. Come on.

Really? That one?

The thing is that he’s actively resisting that. I’ve asked him several times to put articles back online and he’s openly refused. He views every single thing he wrote in the old days as “old shame,” and as another writer, I know the feeling. But I also know authors are much harsher on their work than readers are, and…

IGN? Just kidding.

Speaking of X-E, I hate how much of it is inaccessible now. Classic articles like 99 Cent City are no longer online and were blocked from archive.org.

I saw this on my feed before I came here. I love that it’s front page news.

I guess I’m the only one who felt underwhelmed by the “surprise guest star” the Internet was going nuts over. From all the noise, I was expecting something like Barack Obama. or Brittany Murphy to come out and say “Guess what, I’ve been alive the past ten years and in hiding.”

I’m sorry. I want to know what makes a person like Schlafly tick. It’s like a rabbit trying to outlaw long ears.

Do so; it’s good.