40k? Someone’s optimistic.

Has “Moe gets a cell phone” been done yet?

Well, I know now the information on amendments as depicted here is completely wrong; all 50 states need to approve an amendment before it can be ratified and added to the Constitution. You cannot just literally make something up and throw it in; it requires more than Congress. And I feel betrayed because you’d think…

For every game I actually finish, I acquire 20 new ones, so it’s like trying to swim up a waterfall. Might as well let it wash over me. I own every Persona going back to #2 and haven’t played a minute of any of them.

Baby Yoda one day: “What the HELL are YOU staring at??”

Howie Mandel’s Gizmo/Bobby voice. It would fit.

Does anybody know why Din is forbidden to take off his helmet, but Sabine Wren gets to take hers off all the time?

I received the Game Boy Color version of Rayman once. It may be the worst port of that game ever made; seems like Ubisoft spent all their development effort on getting an FMV to play on that system in the opening (which was impressive, but it’s ALLLLL downhill from there).

Who was the Kotaku writer that bought the wrong game on the Nintendo eShop despite it having a completely different name than what she was looking for, and then wrote an entire article telling the world she made a mistake that huge, because she thought she could pressure the company into a refund? Low point in this…

According to my mother, you can no longer buy a sewing machine in a store.

A what game?

There are so many great actors we never friggin’ see again once their hit shows end. I hope the same doesn’t happen to Carly.

It’s really hard. Stories can change AS you’re writing them; you’ll stumble on something better and have to retcon. Remember when How I Met Your Mother stuck with its originally intended ending? Yeah.

But we got to see Real Elliot’s eyeball! It was bloodshot!

Seriously....I can make a long list of beloved series that whiffed on their endings; it seems almost inevitable when so much hype is put upon mortal writers. Yet this one nailed it. Somehow.

I also wanted to quote that, but you did it for me, thanks.

Going off-topic is what this entire network of sites specializes in (and it’s what actually got Deadspin in trouble). I’m honestly shocked they didn’t work Trump in here.

I miss being able to jump on Goombas as Hello Kitty.

It’s a far worse problem when you factor in the early and premature cancellations most of these shows wind up getting. A bad first season is far more damaging if you only have 20 or 30 episodes to play with altogether.

.....Rey finds out she’s literally God, uses her infinite Force mastery to balance the galaxy, then teleports herself to the Milky Way and creates Earth in the final scene, explaining why we’re all here?