I don’t know about any of them, but I DO know there will definitely be a Nostalgia Critic video, complete with Malcolm and Tamara in catsuits made of construction paper, as soon as tomorrow. Sorry.

“Rey is Luke’s daughter” confirmed then?

I have a theory that they’ll try something new, it’ll underperform, and Episode X will be announced a week later.

I’m sorry, but there was nothing wrong with Rose, Kelly was fine in her role, and she did not deserve the JarJar treatment (sidelining) on top of everything else she’s had to suffer through. Also I don’t know why people freaked out about a casino (why is THAT the one thing you can’t do in Star Wars:?)

Tony Goldmark doesn’t have enough fans. Also, he needs to be given his own movie.

He discussed this with Lois first, right? She’s okay with all the LexCorp sniper rifles that are going to be aimed at her from this day forward, right?

Peter Parker is just your average nebbish loser who has horrible luck and who every hot girl in his immediate vicinity falls in love with.

I don’t care what you say. You’ll never convince me to watch another Sandler film.

I can see BC with PS4 happening, but definitely not PS3. Its guts were just too tangled.

Completely missed it. Is there any way to see it now?

I’ve always felt that Malcolm in the Middle was the Vacation TV series; both properties are built on a foundation of gags about a family going through one devastating humiliation after another.

It’s not gonna stick, Sam....they destroyed EVERY Earth. If there’s a way to bring at least ONE of those Earths back, then there will be a way to bring back every Earth.

By 2022 those kids won’t be kids anymore....they’ll be adults turning into different adults.

She’s on there a lot more than you remember; I’d estimate her screentime to be at least 15 minutes. Understandably, Hughes wanted to drive home that she wasn’t a horrible mother.

I know the exact solution....his parents are ardent readers of Gizmodo, so they’re terrified of technology spying on them and have no smart devices at all.

Minnie Mouse?? How random. Someone in a costume, or superimposed animation?

What kind of monster would outlaw Kamala Khan?

And they say the Meritocracy is a myth. Folks, you don’t need to live off the government and steal from taxpayers. You just need to find a weird cat. Ka-ching, you’re rich!

Oh, THAT sucks. They don’t make bands like Roxette anymore.

I know her for being in an ad for hair curlers where she started out suffering under faulty curlers and called herself “Crispy Tiegen.” This will always be the first thing I think about whenever Chrissy comes up.