Don’t even joke about it, it’s entirely possible. My expectations are that this event either (1) kills MJ, (2) fridges MJ, (3) erases MJ from existence, or (4) resurrects Uncle Ben. Who then kills MJ.

No matter who you are, there’s a GMG article attacking your tastes, thoughts and/or beliefs.

Grownups just don’t get it, man. They think we like Frosted Mini-Wheats for the “whole grain wheat.” Get REAL, old losers, it’s the FROSTING! Besides, it’s part of a complete breakfast!

This was the shortest successful campaign I’ve ever seen....just three ads were ever made. And it’s not like Quiznos has JUST NOW fallen into decline, there are barely any of them anymore, so I don’t know why they didn’t think to dig back to this until now.

To be honest Gizmodo’s content reminds me a LOT of Satanic Panic material, only “modernized” with tech and gadgets in place of the devil. You go there on any given day and there are scare pieces about Alexa and Tesla and Google and Amazon, and how they’re all evil and coming to get you. “Throw your Alexa devices into…

‘Zactly. Everyone demanding immediate impeachment seems to forget what it actually is, and are under the impression the president just immediately has to leave the moment it happens. It wasn’t that long ago when Clinton was impeached and the next day he was still there. Odds are they should remember this, but they…

I could believe this if it weren’t from the queen of Not Calming Down.

Batman was only on Fox during Superman’s first season. In 1997 Bats was on WB and they started crossing over. Freakazoid did a brief bit about Batman being “on another network” but he was only shown in shadow.

Where does he upload his art now? Where does ANYONE upload their art now? I need an easily searchable website that’s full of art inspiration. That was dA, but every good artist abandoned that site for baffling reasons.

This is gonna be a rough sit unless Jessica and Trish patch it up quickly. I hate Season 2 for destroying Trish’s character (she’s jealous of Jessica’s powers now? Since when?) and ripping out the show’s heart. Now Jessica has no friends, and the show is 100% loathing, like I figured.

Man, the Moral Outrage on this one. For once it’s not isolated to the GMG bubble...sites all over the place are yelling about how bad an idea this is. It’s like the new Swan. Wonder if Netflix will abandon the idea in the face of so much negative press......nah, this is Netflix we’re talking about. They make 13…

He DID make some new ones recently, and they were drawn by a friend who worked on the TV series...but the comics (which were on Instagram) appear to be down.

“Bo Beep” was my favorite typo.

“This looks like quite a heavy object! You won’t be able to lift it with just your bare hands...”

There’s also a bug in DX where if you rub Link next to the doghouse he’ll eventually fall into it and into a glitchworld where you can get ALL the dungeon items early if you know where to go. The strangest thing about this new version will be NOT having the Fire Rod from Dungeon 2 onward.

Not likely; a Switch is much better built than a Fat PS3.

Gita Jackson: Why Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet Empowers Nazis

How does one unionize against a search engine? Refuse to Google things until demands are met? There’s so much I wouldn’t know.

“Video game workers being able to create and join a union would help kill this practice and also provide them with healthier work environments and better pay”

Well, all that “Upper East Side” talk made me assume she has Mrs. Maisel origins.