Getting strong Logan’s Run vibes from Page 2. There is no High Level, is there? Those people are actually getting processed into meat for aliens or something.

Ayup, and same plan. The movie selection is sad, but I haven’t been blown away by one in a long time. The streaming market is so fragmented that pretty much nobody has every new movie you want, even the outfit that started it all.

Would have been later than 1980. 1980 is when Pac-Man first came out in arcades. The merch didn’t start piling up until 1982, 81 at the earliest.

Imagine if it was Buffalo Bill

“Why won’t....anyone.....say hello to me?” --Christopher Walken, Animaniacs, “The Party”

Every time there’s a Buffy reunion, or a public con appearance from the cast, SMG is always the ONE person who’s not there. In both Buffy video games she was the ONE person who wouldn’t lend her voice. She was the ONE person who didn’t voice herself in the cartoon pilot.

It’s that couple that’s the worst part. “Heeeey, I’m at this bar because I hate my kids! Just pointing that out again!” (fake audience laughter)

ASD affects everyone differently, but typically there are physical indicators in addition to behavioral ones. Frankie has no problem looking Sam in the eye, she doesn’t rock, she doesn’t stim, and most damningly, she isn’t smart.

I don’t envy anyone who has to endure this procedure. I’m hoping that when it comes my time, they’ll have invented a super futuristic amazing machine that can examine your entire intestinal tract without having to go up there.

Frankie has always been the worst one. Max is spoiled but Frankie is spoiled and sociopathic.

No Brooklyn 99 review. I’m sure you guys would tell us if it had been cut, right?

“You think THAT’S bad?” --Peter Griffin, leading into a cutaway about Walt forcing Minnie to strip

It is, but it’s not really a guide for your TV anymore. It’s now a People clone that comes out bi-weekly and has no local listings.

They aren’t calling it Netflix Magazine? I know, that would expose the scheme wide open, but it’s very very hard to establish a print publication in this day and age without an already recognizable brand to make you stand out on the shelf.

is that really necessary? Look at the news lately. They got their wish; measles won.

I know “__________ Because We Live In Hell Now” is one of GMG’s many time-saving stock headlines, but does something as insignificant as a Grease prequel deserve this kind of hyperbole? Next time swap in something that makes sense.

I must have missed that....when did it come up?

Does the ghost actually eat kids? Because that’d be a scary, fresh idea.

Why does this show keep juggling showrunners? Does Villanelle keep scaring them off?

The only thing that made Smallville watchable was Allison Mack, and now you can’t even enjoy THAT part.