You’re forgetting one of Gabriel’s eyes was no longer functional.

The princess? No, they can’t afford the license fee.

How’d you get all the way to second grade before finding out death is a thing? I don’t remember ever not being aware of it. I don’t remember anyone telling me either, I think it was just something I organically absorbed out of society, like English. Little kids reach for dangerous things and get told “don’t touch…

I was very disappointed to learn this isn’t a Deadpool spinoff.

I love it. “DEMON BEAR!” What more do you need to know?

It’s harder than you think. This site alone is going to make it difficult.

I’m not worried about being able to catch it, I’m worried about people spoiling it. I normally don’t go see any movie opening day, but for Infinity War I did, and I’m glad I trusted my instincts there.

I have a better-er way: use it but don’t actually follow people who are horrible. If your feed is full of garbage....who gave permission for that garbage to appear in the first place? You.

That’s why I don’t get this. It doesn’t diversify the viewpoints, it just makes sure the people you already agree with are equally proportioned in gender, which....solves nothing.

Has Sava never heard of the Amethyst comic before? This post makes him sound like he hasn’t. The character’s been around since 1985.

It’s weird The Little Mermaid has been left entirely out of this so far. My theory is they’re trying to work around the issue of a 16-year-old girl running off and marrying some guy she’s only known for a week.

I don’t know what is so hard to understand about this but YOU CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHO YOU FOLLOW ON TWITTER. IF SOMEONE SUCKS YOU CAN JUST NOT FOLLOW THEM AND THEN YOUR FEED WILL BE CLEAN. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS?

Very on point for me....my family got their first Internet-ready computer right when Pokemon was taking off. The amateur fan sites numbered in the millions. The crazy rumors one could spread back then.

I’m surprised this didn’t make it into the post....he was spotted at an Austin restaurant recently, yelling at random customers. The place was full of laughter. Everyone was laughing their heads off at him; he didn’t have a single friend in there. Jones dealt with this humiliating situation by repeatedly asserting his…

There are basically two types of humans: those who abhor change and those who revel in it. The AV Club is populated by the latter; flyover country is populated by the former.

There’s this book I really wish I could find again — I think it was by John Hagee, and it’s mostly the kind of insane rants that come out of him on a daily basis, but the opening chapter is a dystopian narrative called “IT COULD HAPPEN.”

Thanks, i will!

2 Broke Girls is the harshest comparison you could make. The show wasn’t THAT bad. There were a few lines that made me wince (Abby taking that woman’s kids to see Saw made no sense) but my face was never at the total SNEER level it gets from a few minutes of Dennings and Behrs.

Actually, it says right on the first screen that only male knights can be selected because, as the official description states, “them broads are only good fer love-makins.” Also, the game senses if you’re a woman and won’t function if you are; you just get a screen that says “Go back to the kitchen.” Also, the game…

Man, I hope this show doesn’t get steamrolled by Game of Thrones hype, or any of the other billion major things being released next month.