It’s a great Doctor, but we’ve certainly had better companions. Whitaker is carrying the entire show on her back right now; the other cast members are barely there.

You shouldn’t even need to do that. Tell your editor no one is going to be typing S.H.I.E.L.D. into a search engine and you’ll get better traffic if you write it as one word.

There’s a Gizmodo headline today that recommends mothers clean their babies’ pacifiers by sucking on them instead of wiping them with a towel. You can’t run things like this AND make fun of GOOP at the same time.

If the world is still as uptight in 2021 as it is now, boy will there be RAAAAAAGE pieces about Don Corneo’s entire arc.

“Mrs. L, personnel! Mr. Levin, thirty-seven!”
“Thirty-SIX.”
“WALK down.”

Poop, I knew every single character from The Hudsucker Proxy was going to get shut out of this. Even though it remains not only the Coens’ greatest picture but one of the best works of cinema in all of history.

Aurora Teagarden! One of the coolest fictional names ever.

Geez, how? Watching anything on a phone sucks; the screen is too small. Not to mention you drain your battery faster and potentially make your phone unusable when you really need it.

+1 for the use of Paris!

Word I learned today: “digestif”

Until this page I’ve never heard an official word for the creepy algorithm-generated content that Internet business has wrought, but “chum” is an absolutely perfect term. It’s a bundle of junk that is smelly and gross, and its sole purpose is to lure somebody.

You returned to your childhood room and it’s exactly as you left it, with period-appropriate posters on the walls. Gita, that scene is in just about every movie. Your room is such a cliche!

How long ago was this? The Onion hasn’t had a print edition in years.

When the AV Club was mentioned, Mick should have popped in the room and muttered, “I hate Kinja.”

I continue to be impressed by the deals Paws Inc. manages to strike. They somehow kept The Garfield Show going for five seasons and over 100 episodes despite no one really watching the thing. Now this.

When Rickles passed, they reported he had NOT recorded his lines yet.

Shucks, I thought the Niko stuff was great. It was the heaviest thing the show has done so far, and heavier than anything the original show EVER did.

Maggie will definitely be dating Parker. This is the most boilerplate-soap element of the series right now; there is no twist it can pull to surprise me, because they were all done on 90210 25 years ago, or on General Hospital 40 years ago. This is why I loathed the original’s obsessive focus on relationships. I don’t…

I know a People’s Choice Award isn’t worth beans in terms of bragging rights, but.......WOW, WYNONNA EARP WON SOMETHING!

Penny Arcade turned 20 this weekend....there was no anniversary strip, but there was this: