Deleted scenes, courtesy of Emmy C...

I’m waiting for the incendiary HamNo take on the fire that says “Everyone in the flame’s path deserves it because they are rich and white.”

It gets weirder: allegedly, we were swamped with Mighty Ducks material in the 90s because one of Eisner’s business rivals was making a lot of money in the hockey business and he wanted in THAT BADLY. He had this jealousy problem....California Adventure exists because he was jealous of California getting more attention…

“So much of a risk”.....uh-oh, the Internet hates risks.

There already was a show; they were actual ducks.

We’re getting some kind of athletic competition as a lead-in, which makes no sense at all. I hope people find where B99 is in the first place.

So....she turned herself into Vixen....like, completely? With a working totem? She could just generate one?

I’m instantly wary of anything with Jonah Hill in it. Allen Gregory forever tarnished his “brand.”

There are Trump supporters in England? Why? He probably has a nuke aimed at them.

It’s my understanding Frozen 2 comes out in 2019...how much time really is there to invent a new love interest, fit her into the story seamlessly and animate all her scenes?

I miss the days when the Internet’s biggest influencers were all cartoon characters.

“Super FLY”.....oh, I get it.

“Blah blah blah period blah blah blah period blah blah blah menstruation blah blah blah menstrual fluid blah blah blah scene from The Shining used as heavy metaphor blah blah blah period blah blah blah bleeding out the hoo-hah blah blah blah blood stains blah blah blah the end.”

Also sounds like The Knights Of Prosperity.....maybe they can cast Sofia Vergara in this one too.

Just like Riff would have done.

It’s not the troops I’m worried about (from the sounds of things they’ll be as powerless as a school bus driver to stop anything). It’s the redneck militias reportedly marching their way to the Texas border that concern me. They WILL fire.

At the time, though, living WWII vets were getting rarer and rarer, and since that was such a large part of Cotton’s character, I got why.

It was just the culture of the 90s that everything had to have an attitude and that happy themes were inferior and childish. But these early MIDI chips enhanced it -- they just had a melancholy ring to them; it suited that type of music better.

Well, I have a theory. Go read “Sick Little Monkeys” by Thad Komorowski. It’s the history of Ren & Stimpy but it also follows John K’s career pre and post. You notice a pattern with him: he rushes up to a Hollywood bigwig and BEGS to be given a major project, he gets that project, he screws it up by turning everything…

Man, I miss the days when only pencil-necked geeks could be Internet celebrities. Now that everyone’s here, dumb jocks are getting all the attention again, just like high school.